{ONE} -- {Video - New Bark Town}

[majorleague]

[The first thing you'll see on your PokeGear will be the ground, more specifically, the grass and several flowers somewhat jumbled together in a green blur. Scout is attempting to get the recording function to work, and even though it technically is recording at the moment, he doesn't realize such, and he shakes around the device for a bit until finally, finally flipping it to face himself.]

Ah, awright, awright.

Hey, yo! So I don't have a freakin' clue how I got here or anythin' but I'm hearin' there are sweet monsters and shit just hangin' around for me to catch and battle with and dat's pretty freakin' sweet!

I uh, wasn't paying much attention t' dat weird professor dude but I think I'm supposed to use this little guy here [PokeGear suddenly faces an eager Tyrogue who jumps up and down in place, then goes back to Scout.] ta win battles and shit and become da best.

[Now the PokeGear's being held a little further away, so you can see Scout puff up his chest.]

I was da best back home so I ain't seein' a challenge here.

Ty! Tyyy!

[Scout looks over at the Tyrogue, who is still jumping around.]

Huh, dis little guy seems ta agree with dat.

Anyway! Anyone who hears dis, uh, name's Scout and I'll be battlin' ya when I see ya. Don't piss yer pants at how awesome I am, cause I ain't gonna stand fer smellin' dat crap.

Comments

[video]

[majorleague]

You mean one'a those guys who are too smart t'make fun of.

[Now Scout finally realizes you were trying to pick fun of him.]

Hey! There ain't no reason to try ta make fun'a me, kid. I'm faster, stronger, and more awesome than you could even imagine. You should be tryin' ta look up to me.

Re: [video]

[nasa_dreams]

Psh. I'm way better than anyone around!

[video]

[majorleague]

[Laughs]

Nah, I don't think so, kid. But if ya ever need lessons on how t'be real awesome, I might just give some out later.

When I'm not super busy, that is.

Re: [video]

[nasa_dreams]

Oh yeah? You got super powers?

[video]

[majorleague]

I can double-jump real high and I can run faster than yer ass can blink.

I'm also a sweet-ass baseball player. I always hit da ball straight outta the park!

Re: [video]

[nasa_dreams]

Yeah, I can fly and shoot lasers. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[video]

[majorleague]

Hey, man.

I don't like liars, and I think yer lyin'. Nobody can fly.

I mean I'm pretty freakin' fast and I kinda look like I'm flyin' when I'm runnin', but I ain't actually flyin'.

Re: [video]

[nasa_dreams]

Nope. I'm really a super hero. Of course, well, I can't exactly prove it right now but....Well, have you ever heard of Danny Phantom?