{ONE} -- {Video - New Bark Town}

[majorleague]

[The first thing you'll see on your PokeGear will be the ground, more specifically, the grass and several flowers somewhat jumbled together in a green blur. Scout is attempting to get the recording function to work, and even though it technically is recording at the moment, he doesn't realize such, and he shakes around the device for a bit until finally, finally flipping it to face himself.]

Ah, awright, awright.

Hey, yo! So I don't have a freakin' clue how I got here or anythin' but I'm hearin' there are sweet monsters and shit just hangin' around for me to catch and battle with and dat's pretty freakin' sweet!

I uh, wasn't paying much attention t' dat weird professor dude but I think I'm supposed to use this little guy here [PokeGear suddenly faces an eager Tyrogue who jumps up and down in place, then goes back to Scout.] ta win battles and shit and become da best.

[Now the PokeGear's being held a little further away, so you can see Scout puff up his chest.]

I was da best back home so I ain't seein' a challenge here.

Ty! Tyyy!

[Scout looks over at the Tyrogue, who is still jumping around.]

Huh, dis little guy seems ta agree with dat.

Anyway! Anyone who hears dis, uh, name's Scout and I'll be battlin' ya when I see ya. Don't piss yer pants at how awesome I am, cause I ain't gonna stand fer smellin' dat crap.

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Video | Hey! She figured out how to use it!

[delitasis]

[To say that his way of speaking reminded her of her own old accent before she started hanging around nobility would be weird, right?

Still, see a very visibly impressed girl in purple on the other end, brown eyes wide and everything at your confidence. Though still, there's a smile on her face.]

Ah...yes, it is something akin to that. Apparently falconry with pokemon seems to be a form of vocation and pleasure here.

Though you do seem confident. Have you participated in this sort of activity before?

[Something tells her that he hasn't, but still, confidence right out of the gate is something to be admired, especially considering her low self-esteem issues.]

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[majorleague]

Oh, well, 'course I'm confident! I've done stuff like this plenty'a times before. I mean, not with monsters or anything but I've won shit.

[He pulls the camera away again and attempts to flex the muscles in his free arm. It's not a very impressive sight.]

I've won plenty'a shit with dese guns, lemmetellya.

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[legendoflove]

From the sounds of it, I don't think anybody will be doing that around you... at least not because of how awesome you are.

[cruuuuuude]

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[majorleague]

Yeah, yeah. I bet you'll be sayin' otherwise when I beat ya!

[Laughs]

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[legendoflove]

Why would I be beaten by you? You probably couldn't beat a fence!

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[nasa_dreams]

Scout? [Snerk.] I know a dude with a dog named that.

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[majorleague]

Guess dat dog was pretty awesome, then.

[That went riiight over his head.]

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[nasa_dreams]

Oh, great. You're one of "those".

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[shadowdive]

It'll take more than some level one baby Pokemon to beat anything at this point.

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[majorleague]

Hey, man.

Champ here's not gonna be a baby forever! He's workin' out right as I'm sayin' dis, so in like a day or two he's gonna be kickin' a lotta ass.

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[shadowdive]

It's going to take longer than you think to get that as strong as mine. They're all level 100, and I've got all the badges in Johto.

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[comeatmibro]

[ This little girl is so thoroughly unimpressed by your swagger, dude. ]

You got an alright starter, I guess, but you've got a ways to go before you're the best, dude. [ She opens her jacket, oh-so-casually showing off eight gleaming badges. ] Some of us are already halfway there.

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[majorleague]

[Whoa. Scout stares at those badges for a bit before he actually replies.]

Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get all them badges and then some, it'll just be a little bit before I finish. But when I do finish, man, everyone's gonna be real jealous.

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[comeatmibro]

'Cept for the people who got there before you. [ What a smug little kid. ] I'll have all sixteen badges way before you get your first eight.

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[used_realtears]

Mine are cooler!

[To prove his point, Nobita points to the Pokemon beside him: A napping Absol, curled around his baby Darumaka and Diglett. His Beedrill has one stinger over his shoulder, and is watching curiously.]

And there's also Piisuke! [He takes out a Pokeball, releasing his Lapras.] So there!

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[majorleague]

Pff, hey, hey --

I'm gonna catch waaay more than that and --

[He doesn't finish that sentence because he's currently staring at that Lapras. It's so huge.]

Damn, dat's a big one.

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[used_realtears]

Yeah, but right now you only have one! [He makes a "nyeh" face here]

And of course he's big! He's almost as big as the first Piisuke!

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[yesadministrator]

[She's genuinely surprised when she sees this post. She had heard this may happen, but she didn't expect it to be so soon...]

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[yesadministrator]

[She regains her composure, flicking the feed on.]

You'll find a lot of challenges here, Scout.

[She wonders how long until he tries to hit on her again.]

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[majorleague]

Well hey there, Miss Pauling!

[Cheesy grin.]

Didn't expect t'see you here.

Uh. Is anyone else around? 'Cause I mean if I run inta that lame BLU copy'a me I'm gonna cause a challenge fer him, know what I'm sayin'? [Laughs.]

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[used_fireblast]

[Well, you've managed to impress one person, Scout. Really. This is Harry's impressed face. He is practically giving you golf-claps here.]

Well, I'm not sure if any of the stores around here carry adult-sized Depends, so I'll do my best to contain myself.

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[majorleague]

You'd better! I meant it when I said I ain't gonna stand for smellin' dat crap.

[He glances over toward Champ for a second and then looks back at the PokeGear.]

Huh. I just thought of somethin' ... these guys, these uh, Pokemon. I hope they don't use litter boxes or anything like'at. Cause I ain't cleanin' anything up.

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[used_fireblast]

[That's an opening if Harry's ever heard one.]

You can toilet train them, but it's something that takes a lot of patience. Worth it if you don't feel like cleaning up litter everyday, though.

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[foolishwren]

_{[... wow. It's the first time Heather's heard an accent here that reminds her of home. Admittedly, Portland's a little further NORTH, but... holy shit that Bostonian twang.]}

... Be patient, Sparky.

It gets harder as you go.

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[majorleague]

Hey there!

[Have an attempt at a smooth smile.]

It's Scout, but I guess Sparky ain't too bad of a name, either.

And I ain't scared of a challenge! Bring it on, I tell 'em!