majorleague: (totally a team player)
Scout [RED] ([personal profile] majorleague) wrote2012-05-21 12:42 pm

{ONE} -- {Video - New Bark Town}

[The first thing you'll see on your PokeGear will be the ground, more specifically, the grass and several flowers somewhat jumbled together in a green blur. Scout is attempting to get the recording function to work, and even though it technically is recording at the moment, he doesn't realize such, and he shakes around the device for a bit until finally, finally flipping it to face himself.]

Ah, awright, awright.

Hey, yo! So I don't have a freakin' clue how I got here or anythin' but I'm hearin' there are sweet monsters and shit just hangin' around for me to catch and battle with and dat's pretty freakin' sweet!

I uh, wasn't paying much attention t' dat weird professor dude but I think I'm supposed to use this little guy here [PokeGear suddenly faces an eager Tyrogue who jumps up and down in place, then goes back to Scout.] ta win battles and shit and become da best.

[Now the PokeGear's being held a little further away, so you can see Scout puff up his chest.]

I was da best back home so I ain't seein' a challenge here.

Ty! Tyyy!

[Scout looks over at the Tyrogue, who is still jumping around.]

Huh, dis little guy seems ta agree with dat.

Anyway! Anyone who hears dis, uh, name's Scout and I'll be battlin' ya when I see ya. Don't piss yer pants at how awesome I am, cause I ain't gonna stand fer smellin' dat crap.
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-05-27 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Cue a big ol' brow-raise. She doesn't look particularly won-over by the valiant offer, but she does look amused.]

Thanks, but...

[She looks over her shoulder and whistles a little bit-- what follows is a giant brute of a Croconaw lumbering up to join her on the screen. She slings an arm around its shoulders and grins broadly.]

I think I'm good on the 'super tough' front.
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-02 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[She pats the reptile's shoulder.]

His name's Godzilla.

[She's not horribly creative with names.]

Anyway, if you DO check the caves out, bring a flashlight. Or two.

It gets dark in there.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-06-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
... Really? You've never seen a Godzilla movie?

[Whoa.]

[She shrugs, though.]


I think they should sell 'em at most stores... you started in New Bark, right? I dunno if the next town over has 'em... but they're pretty handy to have anyway.

If Cherrygrove doesn't have any, I'm sure Violet does.